Rambler 93

The local community garden had rows of oats, rye, and wheat. As the grains grew, people noticed that the rows between the stalks were weeded every night. The person doing this was not observed in action. Officials believe it is the work of a cereal tiller.

It is interesting to listen to ads. There is one for Kellog's wheat cereal that says children who eat the cereal do 22% better. (The rest of the ad says "than children who have nothing for breakfast") At least it's better than nothing.

Beano is holding its annual meeting in Gas, KS.

There once was a writer of verse
Whose humor was quite perverse
Whatever he'd say
He would find a way
To convey entirely in reverse

Bedlamb-one of the sheep counted when going to bed bedlam

English is a language that encourages socializing. It was designed for comangling.

Recent elections are examples of winning one for the glibber. (So to speak)

The non smiling proctologist was nick named the grim reamer.

Only the young die good.

At some point in the future, pilliontologists will be studying America's love affair with medications of all types.

There are new glasses on the market for gardening by Bush and Loam. (They can be ordered with rose colored lenses.)

Recent documents indicate that Eric the Read was well educated. (The book is still out on this finding)

The local chicken farm was poultry in motion.

Speaking of chickens-when they put feathers in a pillow do they go through a count down?

I went into a men's store the other day and they asked if I wanted help. I replied no. They said suit yourself.