Rambler 92

For the Minnesota Fishing Opener, one of the announcers said the governor hit the water with his wife. He must have thought they were fishing for great whites and not walleye and northern.

Javelin competition for the next Olympics will be held in Spearville, KS.

When it comes to candy, I think outside the Brachs.


He determined that food was a fig mint of his imagination.

The new swimming pool has a dive through window. (This will be overseen by the pool diving board)

When we look at the high prices of medicine we should be pleased to see all of the pharmacies popping up. Our expenses are a stimulus to construction. (At the rate they're going, there will be a pharmacy on every block)

There once was a famous knight
Who would always accept a fight
But in his house
If there was a mouse
He would immediately take flight

A new, national chain, is opening to sell religious books and items: Blest Buy.

The waste handler for the local hospital is accused of spilling the spleens.

I am still using an Atra razor with 2 blades. I must be at least 2 blades behind. They add about a blade a year to up the price. I am not sure the shave is any better-just their bottom line.

New information reveals that John Steinbeck's: "Travels with Charley" was incorrect. It was thought to be a trip with his dog, but actually it was his "hog." It should have been "Travels on Harley."

The local restaurant, because of the new dietary restrictions, was charged with "a salt and buttery" concoction.

Leif Ericson was survived by his less ambitious brother, Loaf Ericson.

The supplier for the sail boat industry was hawking the sale of his new masts that have nails in them (protruding slightly) to prevent slipping while climbing. He said the demonstration would be a spar studded performance.