Rambler 81

There once was a man with a large kite
Who decided to fly it at night
With it at great elevation
He experienced levitation
When the kite caught a plane in flight


Bassmasters has instituted a new, intense (actually in boats), training program for professional fishermen: "Two Years Before the Cast."

To reduce costs, our armed forces will be reduced to fighting Monday through Friday. (The Air Force will work the overtime on the weekends.)

It's heartening to see that the toxic assets are finally being adressed. These were considered the cause of the freeze up of credit last year. Trillions have been spent on everything but the TA. Now that all the money is flowing, we are finally trying to fix the cause.

My lawn mower chops finely. My neighbor’s complaints were mulch ado about nothing.

The National Statistics Society, in all probability, will meet at Random Lake, WI.

Is steeplechase really a sport? Steeples seem pretty stationary.

I had a cup of Chai Tea after my session of Tai Chai.

Politics remind me of the Battle of Bull Run. (A lot of bull and, when politicians are around, it's time to run.)

I went to the orthopedic surgeon about my leg problem and he turned out to be a kneesayer.

The pro football player when selected for steroid testing said a urine sample wasn't his cup of pee.

I am not sure why they call it a fast when you can't eat. It seems like time passes more slowly.

Due to the downturn in the economy, cement workers are on barrowed time.

Music has platinum records; war has plutonium records.

Because of the major infraction corporal punishment was performed by the sergeant at arms.

With all the news bias and propaganda in the media today, I hope one cancels the other.