Monday, March 23, 2009

Rambler 79

I walked into the wind instruments room of the music shop and bought the flute of the room.

Eruptions of volcanoes near cities result in magma frying glass.

With all of the pork in the new bill, both parties were hamstrung. (But they're willing to belly up to the table for more pork.)

Reference the president's comments on the economy: "Four scares and seven fears ago." (Part of the debtysburg address)

After seeing how our government works, how can we try to inflict that on other countries?

Can we post an "List of Unwanted Politicians" at the Post Office?

Franchises to sell waterfowl were considered a swandle. (A Pondzi Scheme)

Sky divers are gathering in Little Chute, WI of their own achord.

Based upon the money collected from a small sampling of candidates for appointed offices, should we consider a 100% audit of the Washington, DC, politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, etc. ? This may balance the budget this year.

A new flute like instrument that must be kept wet has been developed-a dunkin' fife.

The senator said his proposal for a pig waste pond in his home town was a slip of the dung.

The U.S. and Europe have a parting of the weighs over the metric system.

Alaskan Indians have launched a short range ICYBM.

House hearings are scheduled on TARP. A cover up is suspected.

Politicians are footing the bill for our current problems. They are kicking them forward to future generations.

In Disney's sales of movies Pinochio won by a nose but dwarfed the sales of Snow White.

In my purchase of vegetables, I am always looking for a pea bargain. (Does that make me a buypod?)

I watched a program on gardening. They said the to make the site for okra wind free.

1 comment:

  1. When good people fail to run for office you have a government with no good people. When good people get elected those already there waste no time corrupting them. Who would audit the elected officials. The IRS is a government agency and these are their bosses.

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