A new line of fast, camouflaged, boats has been designed for duck hunters: "Quick Quacker Boats."
Now that I use oxygen equipment, I have made the latest: "Hose Who." It gives me a new leash on life. (My wife says it's more like a muzzle.)
The U.S. Fencing team is relocating to the Mexican border. (They will keep us posted.)
Do birds suffer from migrating headaches?
An old TV program is being reincarnated: The Wit Parade. (The lawyers' version is the To Whit Parade)
Every time I think we've turned the corner on the economy, it turns out to be in a round barn and another bale out.
The Scopes Trial was a lot of monkey business.
Where do politicians gather their mud for the slinging contests? Do they mix their own?
The Western Branch of the Clumsy People are having a formal dinner in Three Forks, MT.
The U.S. Paper Money Collectors have set up a web site for singles.
I'm trying for a seat in the house so I can protect my pet mouse.
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Because of failure to keep up with study assignments, the geography students were still in the high cees.
The cheese gourmet was caught lip stynching at the limburger table and no gouda will come from it.
New medicinal breakthrough: Sued a Fed. (Wouldn't do any good, they wouldn't be able to pay if you won.)
Have you ever noticed how the vehicle gets larger as its driver gets smaller. (Also notice the deep, macho, voice on the ads.)
The scalp enhancement surgeons played a game of musical hairs.
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