Monday, March 2, 2009

Rambler 73

The actor who played the shape shifter on Deep Space 9 is suing the writers of the program for deformation of character.

Both Houses have apologized for the item for $2 billion for National Parks in the stimulus package. They thought it was for National Pork.

The local Mathematics Seminar is being held at Divide, CO.

There used to be checks and balances in government. Now it is just checks. (Or is it IOU's?)

Burlap-once around the block at 30 degrees below zero.

Sartell, MN, the city has lowered costs for new construction to assist the builders and the home buyers. It would be nice if other levels of government could apply common sense.

When I was young and was misbehaving my mom was there in a nanny second.

There once was a Speaker of the House
Who cared not about foreclosure on a house
Into the bill
She put $30 mill
For protection of a San Francisco mouse

With today's ethics a company's book value is dependent upon the bookmaker.

I took a swimming class and got a flailing grade in treading water.

TARP is appropriately named. It covers a lot of area that we don't get to see, and we don't know what's growing under there.

Listening to all of the news about the recession is very depressing.

Washington, DC: the U.S. Government is moving to Ft. Bliss, TX. This will confirm the old adage that ignorance is Bliss. (This wouldn't be fair to the military)

I am tired of paying through the hose for my oxygen.

Minnesota is considering a fishing license for two poles. Would this allow us to simulcast?

I bought a new chair to watch the stock market results-a decliner.

Do politicians come equipped with a Liehard Battery?

2 comments:

  1. I think maybe your mother was frightened by a wild thesaurus before you were born and it increased your vocabulary.

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