After watching the movement of the green mass on the pond, the mathematicians were finally able to determine the alga rhythm.
I just ordered some “Made in the U.S.A.” tags-from India.
After the two sandals were thrown at the President, the Secret Service protection procedures were subjected to some sole searching.
It is certainly nice to know that 50% of the contents of our American made prescriptions are coming from China with little or no inspection. We aren’t sure if they are: safe, effective, or infestation free. The FDA approves such medications and yet it says we cannot import from Canada because the medicines might not be safe. I think we should have our Senators and Congressman do taste tests/injections of each of these chemicals to ensure their safety. Maybe then there would be some oversight (or undersight if burial results).
I propose a new internet competition-blog trolling.
I think the dispersion of all the presents by Santa is a sleigh of hand
Why do women reporters, standing outside on windy days, have the tress of hair hanging down over their foreheads? You end up counting how many times they flip their heads to move the hair rather than listening to their message. It is similar to counting the number of spits by a major league baseball manager.
The Bucket Manufacturing Association is seeking a pailout according to spokespersons Jack and Jill.
The Bean Canners' Convention will be held in Lima, NY.
Did you notice each awards ceremony gets longer because of added categories? I think they are trying to ensure that everyone gets an award. The next award will be: “Best audience member.”
The IRS has ruled that Beano users are still subject to the gas tax.
Disinter-digging up all the dirt on someone.
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