NOTE: THERE WILL BE NO RAMBLERS NEXT WEEK. WE HAVE HOUSE GUESTS.
Aftermath-the Mastercard bill at the end of the month.
The service man caught in the store after hours is being tried as a mall lingerer.
Do presents delivered by Santa have an elf life?
The author of the math book asked me to write the fourword.
Are we seeing the demise of newspapers? Our home town of Freeport, IL, no longer has one printed locally. It is published from Rockford. Large newspapers recently made major cuts because of the decline in advertising.
If I am not wearing special glasses is a stereotype blurry?
In selling the undertaker’s possessions the auctioneer got morebid results.
Was Will Rogers elected poet larriot posthumorously?
The UAW is demanding immediate help and without wage concessions? They say that with a straight face when a janitor under their contract makes $70-80K a year while teachers make half that? And teachers have far more impact on the future than the production of a car.
The Library of Congress should be renamed. Naming a library of 117 million books for Congress is an insult to literacy.
The U.S. Wig Makers Guild is relocating to Bald Knob, AR.
Seats on planes will be rear-facing to allow passengers to help with the propulsion of the plane.
The theory of relativity is displayed daily when the TV station mentions a topic to be covered on the 10 PM news. The more it is mentioned, the shorter the item will be.
Bombard-war poet
The Minnesota Senate race was so close that the ballots had to be sent to Chad for a recount.
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