This was posted a little late this AM. The 35 degree below zero wind chill had frozen all my pixels and the stamps kept freezing and falling off my emails.
Each time I pick up my wife’s purse I think it must have a basement.
Texas is constructing a monster highway. They said it will be a troll road.
FTD is trying to determine the proper flower length for its flower arrangements. They are sponsoring stem sale research.
Bees leave me spellbound.
NASCAR is a good example of an illegal operation going legit. The original drivers were moonshine transporters. They got together to race to see who had the hottest car. Eventually this evolved into NASCAR.
When J.D. Powers rates a car “best in initial quality” it always begs the question: “does the car fall apart about a year later?”
The lawyer said he would initiate a split plea suit over the two charges.
Each fall my wife brings in her plants from outside. Accompanying those plants are 1 million little bugs that multiply and try to overtake the house. It reminds me of the TV series: “Gnats Landing.”
If I don’t like the results of the hemorrhoid surgery, am I allowed a rebuttal?
Congress recently and proudly opened the new Visitors’ Center in DC. It was only a couple of years behind schedule and over double the initial estimate. And we expect these people to oversee the bailout of banking and other industries? By the way, the inimitable Sen. Reid said during the opening that he was glad the AC worked so they didn’t have to smell the tourists. It is nice to see the voters held in such high regard by the leader(?) of the Senate.
If we are all in the same boat, won’t it sink?
At the restaurant I asked the waitress for some butter. After receiving a pat on the back, I decided I must have asked improperly.
Why do they list unleaded gas at the gas stations? There hasn’t been lead in gasoline for a generation. Is it time to get the unleaded out?
The Writers’ Guild fined me for alliteration.
To conserve energy, plant scientists are trying to develop a dwarf grass that comes up 3” and stops.
The Napoleon Bonaparte Society will be meeting in Waterloo, NY.
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