I have attached the link to the blog of Ron Scarbro in my profile. His columns are interesting and provocative. And to quote Simon and Garfunkel, I have always found “Scarbro Fair.”
The Saulk Rapids, MN, City Council, to improve the recreational use of the shallow Mississippi River in its area, promises to issue a new ruling on “Row Vs Wade.”
It appears that the current administration is following the format used in Iraq, act first plan later. After approving the biggest bailout in history, they are finally sitting down with the top 20 economists in the country to put a plan together. At least $120 billion has already been spent on AIG. “Ready, fire, aim.”
Circumlocution is a politician’s roundabout way of not covering a subject. A roundabout is the highway department’s way of cutting corners.
It was after confirming that the deaths of the local livestock were caused by methane emitted from the swamp that the researcher wrote his poison fen letter. (By the way, such poisonings have actually occurred at various times)
The Government’s Index of Bleeding Indicators is due out next week. (A donation center will be set up in your area)
The A.D.D. Support Group has published a DVD previewing this year’s coming distractions.
A few weeks ago, I received some trivia notes showing that more money was printed for the Monopoly Game every day than is printed by the U.S. Treasury Department. I think that trivia item needs updating because of the bailout.
Energy conservation: oil will be required for future radio transmissions. Well lubed words travel through the air more easily and don’t stick to anything. (Sounds like campaign promises.)
I decided to take up fishing using ultra-light equipment. I am going to specialize in flea fishing.
High ranking officials at the National Archeological Society have revealed that there will be a concentrated effort to find the full skeleton of a trom. This animal from brass age has left bones scattered throughout the U.S. There is not a city in which a trom bone has not been found.
According to China, the recent era of excess consumption in the U.S. will go down as the Fling Dynasty.
A new TV series on travels through Southern France will be hosted by Geraldo Riviera.
Definition: spellunker-very long fish-related word
How long does it take a ballerina tu tu?
The California Serial Arsonist has been ignited into The National Hall of Flame in Burnsville, MN. While his flash cards will be on display, his record may go unmatched.
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