Rambler 38

The long legged bird, the Rumple, was thought to be the only one of its kind. A recent avian discovery in a remote area in the Amazon Jungle is believed to be the Rumple Stilt’s kin.

At Slick Blarney, “we make money the new fashioned way-bailouts.”

I find that my tendency to purchase an item is inversely proportional to the number of words said or written at the end of a commercial. If the disclaimer contains a lot of words after the ad tells me why I need their product, I don’t.

The USC Fencing Team was at the epee center during the earthquake near Los Angeles.

We have reached new levels in advertising-thanking our medicines. (If we take the Alzheimer’s medicine to remember)

Remember some years ago when AT&T was divided into the Baby Bells? This was to generate competition with other phone service providers. Now we are allowing large companies to consolidate and become monopolies. I must have missed the phone call explaining all of this.

The Artificial Intelligence Organization has relocated its headquarters to Washington, DC. D.C. reporters believe this will go unnoticed.

The New York Times #1 Best seller this week is: Alice in Plunderland.

My box at the opera was so high that I was only able to take some arial photographs.

In the last few weeks of politics, the two parties have reached parroty. They each keep saying the same nothings while hopping around on their perches.

After meeting my long lost relative on my mother’s side, I had a nee jerk reaction.

The United States War College is relocating to Amity, AR.

The St. Cloud Builders’ Association said that the entertainment of prior years, apple bobbing, has become too expensive. This year, attendees will have to be satisfied with plumb bobbing.

The army said the recruit’s death was accidental. He was a black belt in karate and killed himself the first time he saluted.

Now that I am on oxygen, I try to keep my nose dry. I don’t want a run in my hose.

For 30+ years, Europe has been shipping items from the producers to the stores in returnable containers, rather than in cardboard boxes (truly thinking outside the box). I guess we can’t figure out how to do more than talk about thinking outside the box here in America.

If a cowboy falls asleep while horse riding, does he develop saddle snores?