Our government is currently suffering from oughttism.
Camelot-Inside sorcerers spelled out the medical training that Sir Lancelot had. (They were sword to secrecy shortly after.)
Does my food allergy make me a gluten for punishment?
Because of MERSA (spelling) I am being very careful in my wording to prevent the spread of a serious inflection.
Isn’t it interesting that major problems result in a lot of face time on TV for various politicians followed by a lot of calendar space with nothing happening? Is that what they mean by the space program?
Cal Tech said a bug in their simulation program caused entomologists to predict global swarming.
President Bush, with wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, hasn’t had a vowel movement in a number of years. Will he eke out another, or will we just be stuck with his AIOU’s?
Both Houses made a big deal of the small portion of our money we are getting back. They have become master rebaters. It reminds me of that old TV program: “Hoopla, Fran and Ollie.”
Alienation: definition- U.S.A. (if not now, in the near future if enforcement efforts are not soon altered).
After hearing the cost figures for running for president, I have a proposal. Have the candidates send each of us a bid for our vote. We can choose the highest bidder and save all the TV ads, phone calls, etc. What do you mean that would be illegal? Isn’t this the process used by the PAC’s and their contributions?
Because of the wide arias my topics covered, I have been offered a small role in “La Triviallotta”. It’s a solo role (solo I can’t be heard).
The City Council has outlawed signs on tree trunks to eliminate sublimbanal messages.
The National Earthquake Center is predicting a groundbreaking ceremony for its new, split level, building (sarchasm intended).
If an ET (interplanetary alien) landed in the U.S. today, he/she/it would probably be immediately put on SS and other government benefits based upon the benefits given to illegal planetary aliens.
The Superintendent of Catholic Schools, to improve student vocabulary, now requires all English Teachers take the vow of syllablecy.
In the past the government use to prevent monopolies because it stifled competition. Then they were called “Robber Barons.” Now consolidation is encouraged because of the “global economy” and those running the monopolies are called CEO’s. It sure warms the cockles (whatever they are) of my heart to see that years of higher education amount to something. Names have been changed to pretend the innocence.
I think Pres. Bush is a Libbyterian. The President pardoned Scooter Libby, but he won’t pardon the two border guards who are wrongly in prison because of the testimony of a convicted drug dealer. I guess that’s what friends are for.
Are Methodists more organized than other religions?
Can non-Catholics pontificate?
Copyright Feb. 2008 Steve Ganshert
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