Betty Crocker has announced a new, fancy, book: Bread Form Rising. Since the book has all known bread types classified, distribution will be on a know to knead basis.
I am on the national and state “do not call lists.” This does not stop the political parties from calling. I have recently begun telling the callers that whoever calls last causes me to vote for the other candidate. This is another case of laws being passed by our leaders that don’t apply to them. See next item.
Politicians don’t like to be stereotyped? Yesterday I listened to a hearing with one ear indicating some people associated with baseball may face some serious time for lying, and with the other ear I heard that Senator Craig’s actions (lying?) were reviewed and no action taken.
APICS says my writing is in keeping with the J.I.T. Inventory Guidelines-Jest-In-Time.
The Democratic candidate said her plan to use federal money to help ex-prostitutes was taken out of syntax (or was it context?).
I find it interesting how companies that have looted and pillaged (payroll loan companies recent example) to the point where either laws are passed or are threatened to be passed suddenly come out with ads showing what good companies they are by listing all the things they are now doing (because they could no longer get away with them).
To keep the rambler going, I have been writing notes on just about everything to keep ideas, however fleeting (that’s the other end) including on the walls. My wife said the house is now in runes, I said no it’s hieroglyphics.
We need to have laws passed to shorten the run-time for political office. Other countries have a shorter campaign period-their governments have compassion for their citizens. Our government believes in mandatory inumbization.
Why is growth on the teeth called calculus? Is it because the teeth have numbers?
A recent TV news item (I believe it was “60 Minutes”) about an earmark to Sherwin-Williams for the study of antifungal paints left me smellbound. After seeing the Sherwin Williams paint ratings in a recent “Consumer Reports,” I can see the need for the earmark.
After being told I had dyspepsia, I switched to Coke
The American Psychiatric Association completed a study on the loss of memory by presidents while in office (attorney firings, Monica, Iran Contra….) followed by recovery after leaving office that allows the writing of extensive memoirs. After nine months of study, they have named it “post partem refreshen”.
Saran names its new see through swim suit Sarandipity.
The recent NSA Space Launch of a phone monitoring satellite returned some of us to the 60’s with their reuse of the name-Tellstar.
The Japanese pocket knife company Spyderco, said the rapid cutting of the seat belt to remove the perpetrator may have involved their Incarserration Model.
Copyright Feb. 2008 Steve Ganshert
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