Monday, November 11, 2013

Rambler 486

“Loose lips”-require liposuction

Army Karate Expert suffers a concussion from saluting.

“Taking the path less traveled” –gets one lost

“When opportunity knocks”-why wasn’t the doorbell used?

“If the shoe fits”-you only have half a pair

“A bird in the hand”-leaves a mess

The woman cooking the turkey never made it to 3rd baste.

She was the din mother for the cub scout band.

News Headlines (possibly):

CEO of doughnut company making the rounds

The presentation on cremation was a gas

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