Monday, November 11, 2013
“Loose lips”-require liposuction
Army Karate Expert suffers a concussion from saluting.
“Taking the path less traveled” –gets one lost
“When opportunity knocks”-why wasn’t the doorbell used?
“If the shoe fits”-you only have half a pair
“A bird in the hand”-leaves a mess
The woman cooking the turkey never made it to 3rd baste.
She was the din mother for the cub scout band.
News Headlines (possibly):
CEO of doughnut company making the rounds
The presentation on cremation was a gas