Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Rambler 470



The country’s mathematicians are meeting at the Continental Divide.

If you’re retired can you still take vacation?

A new book on fishing is being published: “Two Beers before the Cast.”

There once was a renowned gourmet
Who ordered a serving of Yoplait
He took his taste
Said it was like paste
And table mates he proceeded to spray

A street fighter was known for walking up and punching people in the face.  When asked why he replied: “I stopped to swell the noses.”

A recent study reveals it costs $240,000 to raise a child to the age of 18.  If a newly married couple who planned to have four children decides to have no children, will they become millionaires?

News Headlines (possibly):

Eating too much cause of bad breadth

Tree huggers burned in forest fires

Psychologist stresses relaxation

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