Both political parties are showing up in
Squabbletown, CA. (I thought that was
Washington, DC.)
Why do they “look for a needle in a
haystack?” Wouldn’t the sewing room
be more to the point?
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are
usually right."- Henry Ford
When
asked how I knew, I replied: “a little birdie Tweeted me.”
It is amazing how much smarter our parents get as
we grow older.
Pollsters are meeting in Gallup, NM.
Saturday Night Live has hired a new comedienne
effective April, 2013, Hilarity Clinton.
Why do they call it a “China Cabinet” when most of
the plates are made in England or Japan?
I wonder
when a Wheel of Fortune puzzle celebrated its first no ell.
"Waiting
for my ship to come in” may take some time since I live in Central Minnesota.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Muffler
Company cash surplus exhausted
End of
the world rescheduled
I am sure glad they post-poned the end of the world. I have some gift cards that haven't expired.
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