The
Colonoscopy Dept. of the local hospital has issued a new polypsy statement.
He wanted
to become a civil engineer. But he was
too rude.
A little
birdie tweeted me.
Precursor-the
pointer used before computers
I was on
pins and needles. Where do you buy
Kevlar Underwear?
They are
having fried egg sandwich specials in Greasy Corner, Arkansas.
Seismologists
have noted that, because of the drought, the cities along duck migration paths
are more likely to have earthquacks.
I wanted
to be a podiatrist, but no one would foot the bill.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Customers
de-lighted with new lanterns
Electric
companies looking for ways to bill for Northern Lights
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