Residents are looking for a mayor to run a Muck
City, Alabama.
Egg farming is not all it’s cracked up to be.
My cardiologist suggested
that I join the arrhythmia
section of the band.
A
researcher was going into the Amazon and an area where snakes were up in the
trees waiting for passing prey.
He
said he was looking for a high snakes pokers.
A
Canadian fishing guide had a glass bottom boat built which he used with his
customers. His aim was new clear fishin’.
People
who buy houses of cards often get bad deals.
I have an obstruction
in my intestines. The surgeon
recommended open fart surgery. (There
could be some backlash)
News
Headlines (possibly):
Toner
companies trying to get back into the black
Clock
repairman ticked off
The clock repairman must have been watchin' the news lately.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wound up about the news and political ads. I would run out of time or suffer a ruptured main spring.
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