Rambler 372

With all of the gadgets today, some people talk more to their IPhone than to people.

While in Central America I asked if the world was ending this December.   I got a lot of Maya nays.

Devoted-removed from office

While selling items on Craigslist, I have found many “buyers” from King Arthur’s Scamalot.

The weather is so hot this year that loafs of wheat bread will be marked “toast.”  

Target’s motto is “pay less, expect more.”  Our government’s motto is “pay more, expect less.”

There was a man from Brussels

Always displaying his muscles

Proud of his pecs

He would always flex

Then off to the next mirror he hustles

Based upon morals displayed, Wall St. needs a Ceiling.

Southern Baptists are holding a revival on “The Straight and Narrow” in Zigzag, Oregon.   (Entertainment will be a dodge ball tournament)

Wind socks give this country more of a sense of direction than Congress.

News Headlines (possibly):

Hot summer has weathermen proposing toasts  (some are in the hot seat)

At the bombed bakery police believe they  have found the “smoking bun”