Rambler 370

The Turkey Trot will be taught in dance lessons at Gobblers Crossing, AL.  Fowl weather will result in rescheduling.  The percussion band-The Drumsticks-will be featured.

We have house guests which is why my humor has deteriorated from its normal low level.

I was into heavy metal music.   They sent me to a magnet school.

There were needles in sandwiches on an airline yesterday.  Do they count as “points” on diets?

Now that I am older I became a member of the bar-Fibre 1 Bar.

If my daughter takes up boxing, will I become a “sock her” mom?

“It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.”
― G.K. Chesterton

Now that I approach 70, my favorite after dinner drink is Metamucil.

News Headlines (possibly):

Kindle Fire banned in restaurants serving spicy foods-OSHA is concerned about possible explosions

EPA fines 8 states for having temperatures too high