Rambler 369

Is finger food considered a handwich?

Now that I am retired I bought a new chair-a decliner.  (I can now go full tilt.)  Just wait until I get a powered chair.

I thought I had struck out at the restaurant when I asked for a second cup of coffee until they brought in the relief pitcher.

First aid classes on burns will take place in Lickskillet, AL.  Instructors are from Burnsville, MN.  (Last year’s classes received a blistering review.)

“If there were no God, there would be no atheists.”
― G.K. Chesterton

Every cloud has- moisture.

I stopped using belts.   What a waist.

DC is establishing a new annual awards ceremony-the Hammies-to be presented to Congressmen who bring home the most pork (leaving most of us with a bone to pick).

My wife said I remind her of aged cheddar-old and stinky.

When I was fishing I must have said the wrong thing.    They asked if I was using crank bait.

A member of the brass section of the band recently went through a sax change.

Our house has been damaged by hail twice in the last 4 years.   I think it’s time to move the house.

News Headlines (possibly):

Which came first, the tax or the penalty?

Current administration made an honorary member of the Taxes Rangers