The IRS is proposing adding a taxicology report to autopsies of the few taxpayers remaining.
New
stoves and ovens are being shown at the St. Cloud Convection Center.
A local
hair stylist has qualified for the Olympic Curling Team.
I played
goalie for our H.S. Hooky Team. (Ended up with a lot of "time outs")
Tangent-man
who has been out in the sun
I plan to
spend some time bonding with my banker. (At today's rates, he's certainly not of interest)
It
appears new billfolds are made of spendex.
In going
green, the government has spent a lot of taxpayer green.
At
today’s interest rates, CD’s are certificates of disappearance.
Decant-become
able
He was a
full-fudged member of the Candy Makers Association.
The Poor Pun Society is conduction competition in
Minnehaha, AZ. (Because of the chilly reception received there, it was changed from Minnehaha, MN)
News
Headlines (possibly):
Suicide
bomber no longer at large (or small either)
Cutlery
Company CEO butchers his speech
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