Rambler 279

I don’t know about brainstorms at my age, but I would settle for a little brain shower now and then.



When it comes to produce, I buy “Fruit of the Loam” at the local Farmers’ Market.


Cannon Falls, MN, has dropped artillery training.

Voters are said to be suffering from Congressional hyperpension.

Studies show that Longfellow was actually quite short.  (That was something he ode to his genes.)


The Prince of Wales beached in Bermuda.


Congress is holding a picnic in Jackass Flats, VA.


There once was a man from Flint
Who collected a lot of lint
He made a ball
That filled the hall
His room became a lifelong stint


Hey diddle diddle we’re caught in the middle while we watch our government fiddle. (And our debt jumped over the moon)


When attempting to write humor, I often lose my strain of thought.

We bought a double oven so we could have twice baked potatoes.

I was buying some deodorant. I found Right Guard, but not Left Tackle.

My equipment wasn’t tightened on the horse. I ended up with a saddle soar. (I also found out where the bucking stops.)

News Item Headings: (possibly)

Do neurosurgeons get piece of mind?

Study finds tree trimmers are more limber.


Toads found to travel at wart speed.