Rambler 196

In the Gulf Coast States they're choosing up sides to play tar ball.

Based on sports broadcasts last week, we're back to LeBron's Age.

A pirate with a wooden leg was always on deck and on time. He had a device that held the wooden leg so he could quickly attach it.
One night the device broke and he didn't show up the next morning. The captain went below decks to find out what happened.
The man with wooden leg said "I am late and don't have a stand to leg on."


The Forty Winks Group is meeting in Ten Sleep, WY, for their quarterly session.


There was a nearby tribe
Know for its ability to imbibe
They could drink
More than you'd think
Resulting in neighbors' diatribe


Why is it that deposits to reserve a hotel room are immediately charged, and cancellations take 10 days to complete the credit?  (I had heard of cash flow; this must be cash slow.)


The ASPCA is setting up a shelter for battered fish.  (They hope to save some soles.)


The National Mountain Climbing Association is trying to level the field for future competition.


A certain new plastic was developed and it was stored overnight near some coal in the lab. The next morning, the plastic wasn't there. Some more was made and left in the lab with the same results. After repeatedly getting the same results, they named the new plastic "poly carbon ate."


The new employee at the ice cream shop had the responsibility of setting the right speeds for the various shakes and malts. He was named the "shake shifter."