I had to change the battery in my shoe horn.
He was fired for cherry picking his purchases in the apple orchard.
When asked how long his horse would be racing he replied: "Not furlong."
I sympathize with the movie industry. They complain of declining sales. They add materials we don't want. They increase prices for the material we don't want. And, they make us watch ads on the movies we did buy. I just don't understand. (Is this a film flam?)
My wife said she can see right through me because I am so transparent. When I die, I want to be encrypted.
Don't put all of your eggs in one plastic, reusable, container.
I am vying for the position of the wicked wit of the west. My wife says I might qualify for the least in the east.
Does nonplussed mean negative?
In scanning old family photos into my computer some of the newer pictures of me must have gotten wrinkled.
Since my oxygen tank interferes with playing golf, I am proposing a new sport: golf cart polo. It will involve croquet mallets and golf balls.
The enema manufacturers are meeting next month in Wellfleet, MA
Was the Fiddler on the Roof high strung?
Wall Street: analysts are saying that the growth in futures of time travel shares is a thing of the past.
Beano is holding its sales meeting in Gas, KS.
The photographer who missed the sports action shots was fired for probably pause.
Census-close-in counter of the first kind.
Business news: diet companies are downsizing.
"When the chips are down" get the salsa.
One of the reasons that the Movie Business is so bad is that they spend too much time giving each other awards. I was one of the biggest winners at the Oscars- I didn't watch it.
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