When it comes to picking sail boats it's ketch as ketch can.
Is the information on the label of an apple juice container considered in cider information?.
I bought some self rising flour and it just sat there.
Were the banking bonuses paid on: decline in value, decline in sales, decline in net worth, or some other intangible negative growth figure?
To reduce costs, two weeks are being removed from the calendar.
There once was a governor of Illinois
Whose many political payoff ploys
Were being caught on tape
So he could not escape
And he may end up in prison with the boys
After last year, most of the gurus of Wall Street are applying for non-prophet status.
The new book on how to tie fish hooks to monofilament line has become a best sneller.
Because of current economic conditions police can only give the 2nd degree.
Seed money is needed for the American Mall. At $200 million it must involve each seed being planted with tweezers and individually watered.
The antics of some politicians lead to columns of nation wide sindication.
If I am not "tickled pink", what other color options do I have?
Our two year old asked if he could have a block party.
Isn't "run of the mill" outdated? Everything is made in China and we have no mills.
After the first no ell, how long did it take to get the alphabet fixed?
Instead of removing two weeks I think we should just move February between September and October so we whould have a shorter winter and a longer harvest season.
ReplyDeleteif you like to rub elbows with the rich and (In)famous, looks like embezzlement is the way to go. They have a nice guest list in Federal Prison now. It's so in vogue.
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