Rambler 66

Because of the economic downturn, it is now known as Heinz 28 1/2 Varieties. (take that with 1/2 a grain of salt-if Mayor Bloomberg has not outlawed it)

I find it interesting that Democrats like to raise taxes, but they don't believe in paying them (until being nominated for a major position). However current slections are helping to reduce the deficit.

Truth in advertising has resulted in the following change: An apple doesn't fall far from the tree if: the ground is level, the tree is short, and there is no wind.

The Corsage Association will hold its meeting Lapel, IN.

Intrusive laws are passed to prevent the extinction of species that appear to have no significance. How many species have gone extinct without someone to protect them? Will they get a recall?

The manager of Sea World is facing imbeachment for being at cross porpoises with management.

A "Tale of Two Cities:" I grew up 20 miles from Rockford, IL. In the 50's and 60's Rockford was about the same population as Madison, WI, 60 miles north. Fifty years later Madison is thriving and twice the population of Rockford. With all the money spent on frivolous studies, why isn't more spent finding how a city can succeed?

When I was young, I kept hearing about catching a slow boat to China. I'm too late. Now it's just fast boats FROM China.

Working for a "fly by night outfit" used to be a negative. With today's military, it's quite the opposite. Their best work is done at night.

Sellers of Slinky say sales have taken a downward spiral. But their spring hopes eternal.

We are like sheep. Our politicians keep fleecing us.

When the chips are down, look out for the buffalo.

Our government misread the quote of one of our patriots. They think he said: "Give me liberty or give me debt."

Looking at the high school dropout rates in large cities, the National Hooky League must be recruiting heavily.

We have experienced another bout of salmonella and another round of the incompetence of the FDA. Now there are reports of corruption, revised reports etc at the FDA. Some of those reports arbitrarily revised concern medical devices. Inspires confidence, doesn't it?

Physical Education is required in H.S. Fiscal Education should also be a requirement.

Bass Masters has produced a new movie on large mouth bass fishing. They say it has casts of thousands.

I always worry when I am served finger food at a Japanese Grill.

The pain in a sprain is generally in the brain.

What does the late bird get, dessert?

I think I grew up in the Stone Age-there were a lot of rock groups in my younger years.