Rambler 59

Someone wrote a comment on my last rambler asking how I knew where Coffeeville, MS, was. Am I the only one who has read the index of cities by state at the back of an atlas? (I was afraid of that answer.)

In his speech to the convention, the spokesman for the poultry industry had all of his eggspletives deleted.

With all the new TV electronics, I feel forced to buy an HD Dictionary.

The Colorado Avalanche Center said forecasting seems to be a on a decline.

A recent item in "Consumer Reports Health" reveals that some of the food items that show 0 trans fats have a replacement that is equally bad for you. It appears the moves that give the illusion of improvement are just that-illusions. (Sounds like Congress)

Is the education of prison inmates taken out of context?

The Army Special Forces has selected its new theme song: "Somewhere Over the Rambo."

I recently bought a 5 cowpower butter churn.

The last 20-30 years may go down as the age of technology but not the age of ethics.

Plastic Surgeons specializing in senior citizens say business is sagging. They did say not to worry, Congress will be coming out with a botax injection to tighten things up.

An artist has come up with a new sleeping potion and named it the R.E.M. Brand.

Scientists have put some volcanoes in the magma frying class.

I am glad to hear the Republicans are asking how we are going to pay for an $800 billion stimulus package (after $4-5 trillion has already gone out the door).

Most language students suffer from stress fractures.

A Fire and Brimstone Sermon will be given at the local revival in Frost Proof, FL.

Bugaboo-insect ghost (booboo is a pair of them)

Why do they have a countdown for a space launch (something going up)? Do they have countups for submarine launches?

Orkin is sponsoring a new TV series: "Desparate Housemites."