Rambler 58

I have added a blog to my watch list: Bo Lumpkin (clean, red neck humor). I have it flagged to the right.

The remodeling industry said that tornado shelters have become best cellars.

Hyperbole, the last football game of the year?

The ASPCA is holding its annual convention in Catskill, NY.

The new TV reality program for the unemployed is "American Idle."

There appear to be many unscrupulous agencies preying on the elderly in Washington, DC. They try to appear to be for the protection of social security, or for veterans.... They have very official looking letterheads. When you look them up on give.org or other sites rating charities, you will find the only charity being enriched is the owners. Once a reply is received by one, they ensure that other leeches are informed.

The design of the new toy top was done by a spinster.

The parachute industry is now asking for a bailout.

I bought a pariscope to view the Eiffel Tower.

I am convinced the Oval Office was created to prevent someone from getting cornered.

When I attended the gynecologists convention, I sat in the “C” section.

I asked my parents if I could become a sommelier. They said, “wine not.”

Because of multiple patent infringements, Corning has initiated a glass action law suit.

Lipton Tea is holding its company picnic in Coffeeville, MS.

I am convinced that the talking heads on the news shows are an indication of our national dumbing down. They feel that we cannot understand news in its raw form.

To save trees, novels will be written on toilet paper. The one type of paper will serve two functions, or is it the number two function?

After the decline in my stocks' value, I am looking for a condominimum.

Since I was diagnosed with a split personality, I ordered a headset.