Rambler 49

In the interest of political correctness, Congress has passed a law that all money must be non denominational.

Do endocrinologists use bile language?

I attended a school on security systems. I graduated from Yale’s School of Hard Locks.

Immanuel Velikovsky in the late 40’s and early 50’s developed theories about earth having experienced catastrophes in its past while other professors were teaching gradual erosion. He used a multidisciplinary approach to justify his theories (such as ocean front rocks being found high in mountains due to huge tidal waves). While the violent past earth has experienced has been since documented, many aspects of his theories were wrong. Of more interest was the censorship imposed by Harvard during that time (telling publishers not to handle his book). It is interesting how educational facilities believe in new theories as long as they comply with current teachings. (Two interesting books: “Worlds in Collision”, “Earth in Upheaval”)
http://www.knowledge.co.uk/velikovsky/

Square dance-mixer for geeks

The National GOP Convention will be held in Liberal, KS, next year.

Energy Conservation: Washers and dryers will spin in opposite directions to allow canceling each other’s power consumption.

Reporters use to report, not editorialize or opine. Since the departure of Walter Cronkite, journalism has not been the same. Today’s “journalists” distort the news to his/her views.

The lamb cloning company is very upbleat about its future.

Doesn’t if feel good to know your property taxes will be going up? This is caused by foreclosures which leave fewer owners to pay taxes. So you can add this to the bailouts already paid. It’s a gift that just keeps on (us) giving.

The Large Truck Manufacturers' Meeting will be held in Minnetonka, MN.

On the outside of Wal Mart Stores it says: “We Sell for Less.” On Target Stores it says: “Pay Less.” Who does Less work for?

Big noses run in our family, according to geneticists.

The vindictive composer promised to even the score.

The comedians at the Leatherworkers Convention hit awl of their punch lines.