Rambler 47

The Poem by Joyce Kilmer about trees must have been written before the leaves fell in huge piles on the front lawn.

When my time comes, I won’t give up driving, I will have pedestrians give up walking.

In the 60’s we had hard wall tires that would vibrate the hearing aids out of our ears (or ear wax if we didn’t wear hearing aids). Radial tires greatly reduced road vibrations. I believe the latter were so successful that they allowed our elected leaders to let roads deteriorate much further before repairs are made.

Genes-the splice of life.

The woman refused to have X-rays. She said the highest she would go is PG-13.

While I am driving, I have noticed that some people aren’t into text messaging, they are still at the hand signal stage.

Is the strobe on a TV Antenna a highlighter?

The local adult education department offered foreign languages. I enrolled forsooth! My goal is to become a soothsayer.

The fire at the library in Alexandria Egypt caused the loss of most of the historical documents from antiquity. The internet and the spread of information through it should preclude such an event from happening again. Documentaries reveal that anything ever sent on the internet is out there somewhere.

After a year and a half of campaigns, it felt like we had been watching the TV series “The Numb and the Senseless.”

When it comes to mutual funds, I hope mine wins one for the Lipper (Average).

The Kentucky Derby is like the political campaign. Large sums are spent advertising an event that is over quickly and the mess comes later.

The Civil Engineering Society has issued a new, unabridged, book on I-beam spans .

I need a demote control to use when watching certain members of Congress on TV. (Someone must have beaten me to it with a dimmer switch)

Watch a TV program for 30 minutes and you will understand the origin of Attention Deficit Disorder.

Due to hail damage and siding and roofing replacement, I have experienced: a facia lift, and eaves dropping.