Rambler 46

The “uncool cat” required a hep replacement.

On its first flight, is a new airplane considered a neoflight?

Now that I wear an oxygen tank, I’ve learned to look down before standing up. I have nearly broken my neck standing up quickly with my foot on my oxygen tube.

After hearing of at least 3 different instances of AIG partaking in outings or bonuses after the taxpayers’ bailout, I am certain they will be back to the trough. Most of us will have sense enough not to buy any AIG Product which will cause a further drop in their business. I imagine the symptoms we are seeing are the cause of their problems in the 1st place.

I am psychophonetic. I can move letter groups in my mind. (Most are returned to sender)

Bank of America is the one, large, American bank with good stewardship. Early into the sub prime lending, their president decided to forego that business. Today, they are the most financially sound bank in the system.

Chex Mix is a good example of marketing. If your cereal doesn’t sell well, mix in some other items that are not good for you, add a little seasoning, and it will sell (kind of like the bailout).

Because of the serious problems its competitors had with their combination locks failing, Yale is looking for a “locks mess” sponsor.

The flooding in the park resulted in many unhappy scampers.

When it comes to electronic polling, I plan to cast my volt.

The CIA convention is being held in Covert, MI, at a time and place not listed.

I am feeling old after reviewing the generations of musical media I have lived through: 78 RPM, 45 RPM, 33 1/3 RPM, reel to reel, 8 track, cassette tapes, CD’s, MP3’s, and IPods. One IPod can hold what would have been 2,000 # of 78’s. Now that I have lived through these generations, I wear hearing aids and can’t enjoy the broad range anyway.

Alabama, fire ants are being herded up and put into portable colonies. They will be dropped along the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan. It is hoped that the old adage: “having ants in your pants” will help U.S. Forces to track down infiltrators.

Hieroglyphics indicate that gas was a problem 5,000 years ago. These historical notes were found in the tomb of Tooten Common.

Maaco is holding its sales convention in Dent, MO

Definition: blunderbuss-kissing the wrong girl