Rambler 45

Lobbyists reach across the aisle in both Houses of Congress. They are definitely buypartisan.

The National Plasterboard Manufacturers’ Organization has relocated its headquarters to Walla Walla, WA.

Lately, Blue Chip Stock seems to be referring to deposits by Babe the Blue Ox.

I am going to have my flash memory traded for something longer lasting.

A noted volcanologist has been chastised because he was observed with a new lava limp.

The German Autobahns Vs U.S. Interstates: The autobahn system was built in the 30’s and 40’s for cross country travel in Germany. Roads were built with bases below the frost line. Our interstates were built in the 50’s and 60’s with much shallower foundations. Is it any wonder why the one holds up better than the other?

When fishing in Canada, I keep one rod setup for walleye fishing and 1 for northern fishing. I am bi-poler. (I know I used it before but writing sometimes requires recycling)

Dear Abby: I am on a fixed income. I was told by my Dr. that I am a bipod. Do I need to buy another IPod?

Our neighbors seem much nicer in church. It must be their altar egos.

If pharmaceutical companies developed cures for some of these diseases would they let us know? With today’s lack of ethics it is more likely they would have us continue buying our daily doses to treat the symptoms and their bottom lines.

We were recently called a nation of winers by a certain campaign official. We’re actually a nation of beerers based upon gallons consumed.

In photographic terms, our banking system needs a lends cleaner.

I have so many characters sketched on my hard drive that I imagine it is time for a defigmentation.

The International Optimists Club is holding this year's annual convention in Downers Grove, IL.

As I watch our government in action, I listen to Hugo Montenegro’s: “The Bad and the Ugly.” Only two of the three are left.

The 60’s song “Wipeout” has been adopted as a theme song by the Federal Reserve.

Participants in the Boston Tea Party destroyed a shipload of tea. Were they the first teatotalers?