An in depth review of his medical records indicates that elevator inventor Otis may have suffered from that genetic defect “Ups Syndrome.”
If I die and I am buried in space, will someone write my orbituary?
Elected officials have just approved close to a trillion dollars for an unspecified purpose with unknown results and we expect these officials in office or taking office to solve the medical cost and social security problems?
A paranormal research group was called to a farmer’s site because of possible hauntings. Equipment was set up in the field where the farmer said things were observed happening at night. The research leader said sensitive magnetic and camera equipment was set up to warn him if something was occurring so he could take a photograph. He said: “If the alarm goes off, I hope to click a field ghoul.”
St. Cloud, MN, just opened its $30 million library. It is a beautiful building. The ‘closest” handicapped parking spot is 50-75 yards from the front door and outbound traffic flow is funneled between the closest spot and the front door. If the elevator is busy, there are 30-50 steps to get to the adult level. Was ease of access for the aging Baby Boomers considered? The book is still out on this topic.
I used to think we had the best officials money could buy. After the approval of the $700 billion bailout, I think we should be able to afford better.
After the meeting, The Procrastinators’ Club will be in the lobby selling subscriptions to last year’s magazine. They feel it is important to keep up with current events.
To conserve energy, speed bumps will have the speed removed. Like it or lump it.
Wrigley has announced that it will sponsor the remake of an old western starring Paladdin. The new version will be called: “Have Gum, Will Travel.”
During his final months as a lame duck president, was Carter a Georgia Quacker?
Sines of the times-trigonometry is now a mandatory subject (unless a release statement is cosined by the parents).
Does the trillion dollar bailout have the Congressional Steal of Approval?
Does Israel’s Government have “beef barrel” projects?
He told the teacher the homework wasn’t done because of last night’s football game. It looks like we’re back to the game blame.
Was Lancelot his surname?
Copyright October 2008 Steve Ganshert
If I die and I am buried in space, will someone write my orbituary?
Elected officials have just approved close to a trillion dollars for an unspecified purpose with unknown results and we expect these officials in office or taking office to solve the medical cost and social security problems?
A paranormal research group was called to a farmer’s site because of possible hauntings. Equipment was set up in the field where the farmer said things were observed happening at night. The research leader said sensitive magnetic and camera equipment was set up to warn him if something was occurring so he could take a photograph. He said: “If the alarm goes off, I hope to click a field ghoul.”
St. Cloud, MN, just opened its $30 million library. It is a beautiful building. The ‘closest” handicapped parking spot is 50-75 yards from the front door and outbound traffic flow is funneled between the closest spot and the front door. If the elevator is busy, there are 30-50 steps to get to the adult level. Was ease of access for the aging Baby Boomers considered? The book is still out on this topic.
I used to think we had the best officials money could buy. After the approval of the $700 billion bailout, I think we should be able to afford better.
After the meeting, The Procrastinators’ Club will be in the lobby selling subscriptions to last year’s magazine. They feel it is important to keep up with current events.
To conserve energy, speed bumps will have the speed removed. Like it or lump it.
Wrigley has announced that it will sponsor the remake of an old western starring Paladdin. The new version will be called: “Have Gum, Will Travel.”
During his final months as a lame duck president, was Carter a Georgia Quacker?
Sines of the times-trigonometry is now a mandatory subject (unless a release statement is cosined by the parents).
Does the trillion dollar bailout have the Congressional Steal of Approval?
Does Israel’s Government have “beef barrel” projects?
He told the teacher the homework wasn’t done because of last night’s football game. It looks like we’re back to the game blame.
Was Lancelot his surname?
Copyright October 2008 Steve Ganshert
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