Greenville, SC: City Council member (head of the proposal to put sprinklers in new multi-tenant buildings) expects his version to be watered down.
The presidential campaign reminds me of the Keystone Kops climbing a ladder. They would keep pulling each other off the ladder and no one got to the top. In the case of the presidential campaign, someone will get to the top and pull us all down-if the last two presidents are any example.
A U.S. Army biological warfare officer will be court martialed for fraternizing with the anemone.
Some countries minimize the reporting of mass murders or in school shootings while we sensationalize it. Is it any wonder we have more occurrences?
Energy/Green: To save paper, the number of definitions for words will be limited in all new dictionaries. Not only will this save paper, but it will make our language simpler.
Minnesota quoted statistics showing the use of meth has dropped but cocaine use has increased. I guess the good news is twofold: there won’t be cooking operations that can blow up a neighborhood, and cocaine doesn’t pollute the ground.
In the 1950’s in chemistry lab we held mercury in our hands and would drop a dime (silver) in it and watch the change. Now if mercury falls on the floor in a school, it’s a $50,000 EPA cleanup. Talk about inflation!
Tirade-going through the closet and removing all out of date ascots
The other night the National Geographic Channel said that 67,000 whales die and drop to the bottom of the ocean. Who goes down for the count?
A new feature on home purchases will be the analysis of the medicines found in the drinking water. You will be able to buy a house to match your prescription needs.
Because of her earmark for Woodstock (because of history or flashbacks?), Hillary has been recommended for the Wax Museum. She is disputing the timing.
Due to the delays on the border fence, port inspections, and enforcement of immigration laws the name was changed to the Department of Homeland Welcoming.
Circumelocution: the ability of a political candidate to talk in circles with such emphasis and diction that the listener actually believes something of substance has been said.
Foreclosures do not abode well for the housing industry.
Copyright March 2008 Steve Ganshert
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