Rambler 17

Geologists believe the faster movement of continents has something to do with plate teflonics.

I feel self-deprecation to be astute of limitations.

There was a news item recently about Dr. in India who has stolen 300+ kidneys from his patients without their permission. He should have both of his removed and spend the rest of his life in a renal colony, where he could dialysis a slow death.

They act like acid reflux is a new disease. Aren’t they familiar with Timothy O’Leary and LSD in the “60’s”? Or, was that acid flashback?

Documents released under the Freedom of Information Act reveal that the Army, at the height of the Cold War, was considering the use of volunteers to throw the atomic hand grenade.

It was nice to see our three senators in Pakistan overseeing an election. If they’re not going to do anything here, they might as well do it elsewhere.
It was really convincing to see them walking around to see that the election is honest in a country where they can’t speak the language.

We were taught escape and evasion in the military to escape if captured and to evade being recaptured. Certain CEO’s (sub-prime example) were evasive during the meltdown and escaped capture.

Is Ethanol next major hoax being inflicted on the public? I have seen statistics showing the energy used to create ethanol is a high percentage of the total energy created. The process to make it involves considerable water usage. In using large amounts of corn, it will inflate food costs. And it is getting government subsidies. But at least it is renewable. I think we are being cornswoggled. (If you look it up-hornswoggled)

It is estimated that during the 1990’s, genocide, fratricide, ethnic cleansing, etc. resulted in 100 million dead. It’s a good thing Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Pol Pot (?) were no longer in the competition.

I cannot fathom why we haven’t footed the bill for metric conversion. The U.S. and Britain seem to be nations of leagues.

I sketched out my symptoms on paper before my last Dr. appointment. The Dr. said I am suffering from a psychoschematic illness.

Sublurb-the small article that comes out on page 10 3 days after some major, erroneous, news item has been released on page 1.

When PAC’s write proposals to elected officials, do they do it under their buyline?

In the not too distant past, our medical profession looked down on ancient Chinese remedies, Native American Cures, acupuncture, etc.
Now they are looking them up to see which actually work. Progress comes in small doses.

I can’t get too excited about interstellar space travel when I have problems with the travails of intra-cellar space.

Copyright Feb. 2008 Steve Ganshert