Monday, September 23, 2013

Rambler 476



Based upon the current political crisis, I hope both parties have read their Cliff Notes.

A member of the Twin Cities Orchestra is seeking a sax change.

I watched a recent news item about the identification of a new cloud type.  I wonder what the fog over D.C. is called.

If your nose runs is it considered a brain drain?

In grade school there used to be a ditty about Red Rover coming over.   We now have a rover on the red planet going over it.

How many feet are in a yard?  It depends if you have centipedes or millipedes.

Do skunks spray by instinct?

Are wrinkles considered head lines?

Why is it called HAMurger when it is made of beef?

Considerable money has been spent on HD TV.  But they can’t seem to get the sound and lips in synch.

News Headlines (possibly):

Arrow maker’s speech had talking points

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