Forecasts of the world ending on December 21st
were dead wrong.
When
someone used to ask what was on my mind I would reply: “hair.” Now I say nothing.
The St.
Cloud Civic Center has two activities scheduled this week: a Symposium by
Pharmaceutical Companies displaying new medications, and there will be a
Symptomosium for Hypochondriacs to identify new diseases or problems requiring
medication.
The National Limbo Contest is being held in Show
Low, Arizona.
The
lawyer removed any thought I had of free will.
Medicare
does not allow charges for flatulence as aroma therapy.
The book
is still out…. Update-The Nook is still out.
I may be
big, but a least I am slow.
There was a man who football did play
But one game to his great dismay
Saw that the TD he had made
In the opponent’s score displayed
Because had run the wrong way
News
Headlines (possibly):
New shoe
designs afoot
Packaging
at grocery stores a mixed bag
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