The Undertakers’ Annual Convention will be held in Deadman
Crossing, CA. (They asked that there be
no coffin during the speeches.)
Our neighbor completed his plumbing apprentice
training. He said he is ready to take
the plunge.
My
fishing guide said I had put the line on my reel backwards. (I asked him to take me to my leader.)
Superman
was known for his largesse.
They are
now charging for leg room on airlines. I
guess now you “don’t have a leg to sit on.”
Dex
Trose, spokesman for the sugar industry,
said the soft drinks banned by Bloomberg are not bad for you, politicians are.
There was a news item about a man whose wife was
buried in his front yard. He must have
wanted to be sure he knew where she was.
News
Headlines (possibly):
Olive
companies pitted against one another
Local gun
shop rifled
Wine
companies pressing for better profits
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