Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Rambler 378


City officials are hoping the new dynamite factory will create a housing boom.

I googled gaggle and then found a nearby goose farm.   I went out and took a gander at a gander.

Why do they call them political parties?  Wouldn’t fight clubs be more appropriate?

Fleet Enema says it stands behind its product.  (I won't)

Flomax salesmen are meeting in Igo, CA.  (These two lines cover both ends)


Politicians are communicating with their constituents telepathetically.

Men, always put your boxer shorts on with the tag to the back.

Cap and Trade-throwing up your cap at graduation and trading it for the large debt for education.

Does an auto short out in a car pool?

Is all the weight decrease at the lost and pound?

News Headlines (possibly):

Siren companies facing alarming losses

Citrus farmers asking Congress for lemon aid

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