Dijest-funeral home humor (presented with a stiff
upper lip)
There once was a man from Turkey
Who loved all brands of beef jerky
But he had to trot
After some very hot
His whereabouts are now murky
Someone said I was very down to earth. That’s not a good compliment at my age.
My trifocals give me the choice of 3 balls to hit
when I am playing golf.
The United Bell Ringers Union is holding its elections of
officials in Ding Dong, Texas.
The NFL is allowing ads on uniforms. The next step will be tattoos on the players
with ads.
News Headlines (possibly):
Laxative market bottoming out
Republicans should win this Fall's elections by a landslide based on all
the red states in the weather report
Don't worry about the down to earth comments. It's okay as long as you are lookin' at the green side of the grass.
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