Most puns are "home groan."
The new theme song for campers: "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Bed."
My last hospital stay was a success. Prior to it I took one pill every other day. Now I take 11 pills a day.
Chicken Pot Pie has a different meaning in the state of California.
Our new dishwasher didn't pan out.
A local restaurant found a stewaway hiding in the pantry.
There once was a man with a castle
Whose taxes cost him a passel
He went broke
Under the yoke
And he now works as vassel
While I was in the hospital they changed my room at midnight-moving me to a different ward. As we passed the nurses' station I said: "I can't believe I'm being evicted at midnight."
The National Cheerleaders Convention is being held in Broken Baton, FL.
News Item Headings: (possibly)
The number of CPA's is decreasing.
Loggers are disembarking on a new operation.
Pillows are being down sized.
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