Most construction companies today are ready to throw in the trowel.
How much did Helen weigh in Troy ounces?
I need to diet. I tried to catch a flight and they said I am weight listed.
A new insect repellent-On-has hit the market. You give it to friends and strangers at an outing. When they use it, they attract all of the mosquitoes and other biting insects in the area.
The Sci Fi Channel is coming out with a new documentary on NASA's errors: "Star Warts."
When I have a "Bad Air Day," I use my oxygen tank.
The National Cement Association is moving to a new setting in Mixville, CT. They advised members not to get plastered during the opening ceremony.
Subwoofer-underwater pet
It is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.
Motto of the proctologists association-"all's well that ends well."
There once was a writer who was "sick"
So a different genre he did pick
For his message to convey
With five lines he did play
In something called a limerick
I called to check on the shipment of my wig and was informed it had been sent hair male.
The jet set has taken us quickly to the debt set.
Someone asked where my ideas come from. I said "I left no tome unturned."
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