Rambler 63

I used to part my hair until it departed me.

The government should set aside some money for corn fritters; they have frittered away just about everything else.

The old saying: "A fool and his money are soon parted," needs to be revised to include just about everybody.

After hearing about all the poisons in the home: radon, lead, arsenic.... I am convinced that staying home can lead to intoxincation.

It seems there is a not so subtle effort to remove or degrade religion. Recent movies attack a couple of denominations for things done in the past. A local TV station has shows conducted by atheists since other religious services are shown on that station. Signs of religion are being removed from courthouses. School teachers have to be careful what they say. Is it any wonder that there is a lack of ethics in society?

Ice skating is a sport-figuratively speaking.

The speech pathologist wrote “The Book of Lisps.”

I was going to walk a mile in his shoes but they wouldn't fit.

A National Fishing Seminar is being hosted in Hooksett, NH. (The theme music will be the opera "The Barb of Seville.")

With the dedication of the new aircraft carrier, George H.W. Bush became the $6 Billion Man displacing the top position formerly held by Lee Majors as the $6 Million Man.

A leaner counts in horseshoes and leaner seems to count in body health also.

Recently I scanned some black and white photos of Viet Nam into my computer and realized it was within days of 40 years ago that I returned from there.

If we continue to burn coal and use up our water will it result in a carbon nation?

A medical news item on TV said Scamiflu (spelling changed to protect the guilty) doesn't work on the current flu strains. Suprised?

I slept in because of an accidental overdoze.

Congress is implementing a new tax on internet users for a non-phishing licenses. They can be purchased in non-largemouth, non-trout, etc. They're considering a tax on a non-landing net.