Rambler 61

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When fish are in schools do they have to practice their scales?

At the Acupuncture Museum in Needles, CA, there are many points of interest.

A spokesman for Toastmasters said the injured speaker was granted a stay of elocution.

The National Distillers Association is meeting in Temperance, MI.

I heard an astute comment from an announcer during a Duke basketball game. He was commenting on how Coach K talked differently to the Olympic Team than he does to his college team and gets results with both. The announcer said: a sign of good leadership is finding the right way to communicate with your audience.

Teepees-porta potties on the golf course

Do Chinese have red letter days?

The math teacher was disciplined for making too many divisive remarks.

I quit smoking, but I didn't quit cold turkey (or ham or roast beef).

He tried out for the position of javelin catcher on the track team.

The ASPCA is trying to have "pin the tail on the donkey" banned. (Pinning the tail on your congressperson will still be allowed)

The priest administered the last whites to the terminally ill egg chef.

It is interesting to note that MN had the most snow in December since 1969-about the time global cooling was the major headline. It reminds me of a Poe work: "The Pitch and the Pendulum." (More Gore later)

Michael Jordan has come out with a new wig line: “Hair Jordan.”

Do gravediggers have understudies?

I would like to see Washington, DC, made a no porking zone.

I wonder how many clams Rockefeller had to pay to have an oyster dish named after him.