I have read Catcher in the Rye and have one question: who was the pitcher?
Where did the space for the universe come from? Where did the material expended by the big bang originate? This should leave you with nothing to think about.
The recent recall of hamburger shows a couple of things: 1. India is not the only country where cows rank higher than humans (without the cruelty to the cows the cruelty to humans would have continued), and 2. ASPCA gets results while the Department of Agriculture cannot-unless forced into it by the publicity.
Spellunker definition: very long word that I haven’t delved into before
Diet plans, foods, and books are being advertised in ever increasing numbers each with supposed amazing results. Makes one wonder why the obesity rate continues to increase.
Energy Conservation: Human emission collection points are being set up to collect the average 3 liters of methane per person dispensed each day. Special collection points for larger contributors.
Watching the results in Washington is causing me to reconsider my position on eunuchasia.
Do surrogate mothers have a sense of the impending womb?
Stumping used to refer to the speaking platform used by candidates long ago. Today it refers to the speech itself-trying to figure out what, if anything, was said.
The House and Senate said they will not fund any more studies on global warming because they are anticlimatic.
If we begin to have negotiations with Iran, Venezuela, and Cuba I hope someone reviews Neville Chamberlain and his negotiations with Germany in the WWII Era.
We keep talking about getting up on our soap boxes. This phrase needs to be brought up to date-plastic milk crate, or computer tower.
Charisma definition: the aroma inside a new car
For my birthday I always hear many happy returns. Why don’t I hear that from the IRS?
Copyright March 2008 Steve Ganshert
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