An East Coast
politician running for mayor of New York won an Oscar for his apologies. Does that make him and Oscar Mayor Weiner?
I asked
my son how stupid he thought I was. He
asked: “what are my choices.”
The next
best thing to popping bubble wrap is snapping shut the lids of my two, weekly,
pill holders.
Is a
porta-potty a towed stool?
Is NGas
providing fractual information?
When did
you first notice the loss of manual dexterity?
If we
could get politicians to keep their mouths shut we could start a new fad:
“tongue-in chique.”
There are
pronouns. Where are the connouns or
antinouns when you need them?
The
inmate said his message was taken out of “con”text.
The National Hurricane Center is relocating to
Cyclone, IN.
News Headlines (possibly):
Buried boy’s parents speak (actual item on MSN
page) - must be hard to speak with a
mouthful of dirt
New
“flip-flops” flop
Bicycle
lobby seeking new spokesman
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