Monday, August 5, 2013

Rambler 465



An East Coast politician running for mayor of New York won an Oscar for his apologies.   Does that make him and Oscar Mayor Weiner?

I asked my son how stupid he thought I was.   He asked: “what are my choices.”

The next best thing to popping bubble wrap is snapping shut the lids of my two, weekly, pill holders.

Is a porta-potty a towed stool?

Is NGas providing fractual information?

When did you first notice the loss of manual dexterity?

If we could get politicians to keep their mouths shut we could start a new fad: “tongue-in chique.”

There are pronouns.  Where are the connouns or antinouns when you need them?

The inmate said his message was taken out of “con”text.

The National Hurricane Center is relocating to Cyclone, IN.

News Headlines (possibly):

 Buried boy’s parents speak (actual item on MSN page) -  must be hard to speak with a mouthful of dirt

New “flip-flops” flop

Bicycle lobby seeking new spokesman

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