News Flash: Residents of Neon, Kentucky, will be
out watching the northern lights tonight.
For this
year’s Grimmy’s (fairy tale awards) the old lady is considered a “shoe-in.”
Hy Drate,
of the CDC, published directives on drinking more water.
Are
highway engineers considered “road scholars?”
There once was a man from Woonsocket
Who had not a dime in his pocket
He thought he was deft
In committing a theft
And his name is now on the docket
When I
was young, the movies used to have previews of coming attractions. Today, NetFlix is the payview of coming
distractions.
News Headlines (possibly):
The use
of peanut butter spreads
Fishing
rod company eyeing new design
Starting
campfires sparked debates
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