A local
rabbit race had to be jump started.
(Hare raising experience)
If you
waltz at a beer bar, is that considered “tap” dancing?
Do
convicts get cell phones? If so, how
many bars on their reception?
A new
book by Ian Lemming is being published.
Others will follow.
America’s
largest pork processor, Smithfield, has been sold to China. What will be the impact on DC in bringing
home the pork?
The
publisher of “Vogue Magazine” is launching a new one covering the transparency
in DC-“Vague.”
The wheel
chair bomber in China thought he was pulling the ejection switch.
The
conductor and orchestra took a 5 minuet time out.
Hell For Certain, Kentucky, is experiencing a
population decline. (But they have money
to burn.)
News Headlines (possibly):
Louisiana
monks trying to put a lid on coffin price fixing
Proctologist
behind in his training
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