Rambler 469

The NFL is holding quarterback tryouts at the Brenner Pass.  (Enrollment is spiraling out of control.)

I wonder if they are considering downloading new regulations to Kindle Readers.   On second thought, there isn’t enough memory to handle the volume.

There once was a man from Maine

With a very high tolerance for pain

While fishing for crabs

Into the water he grabs

And now only two fingers remain

The National Cremation Association annual gathering will be in Asheville, NC.  (Tickets to the event must be urned.)

The geologist, when talking about old research trips, would always grow sedimental.

Bigamist-heavy Italian rain

News Headlines (possibly):

Hotel calls claims of bad beds “bunk”

Proctology Center focuses on bottom line

Missing trees stump park rangers